May Russia Kiss the Internet Goodbye on Aug. 31?

Amid tensions with the West, our lawmakers have passed a bill requiring foreign Internet companies (including e-commerce payment systems) to store all the personal data of their Russian users on computer servers within the country. Those having failed to meet the deadline of September 1, 2015, will be banned from doing business in Russia. Taking account of Russia's leaders' determination, this de facto unenforceable law may be implemented as scheduled. Meanwhile, the Kremlin already has more far-reaching plans to "make the Russian sector of the net independent" (citing Russia Today), i.e. to shut it down.

Meet Anna Duritskaya

Selfish and hypocritical, like any kept woman. She declined to attend the funeral, fleeing to her "ailing Mom" instead, and, of course, she "didn't see anything". How did she know her lover was dead? Did she check his pulse or, maybe, try to resuscitate him? Nope. Sorry, Boris, the bimbo has had you.